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Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:57 am
by Crazy
Yo mama so ugly she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:13 am
by Nighthawk22
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was telling me her weight i thought she was giving me her phone number!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled "TWINKIE!!"

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:55 am
by Tubruk
yo mama is sooooo fat, when she sat in the middle of the road, to get around her i had to fill my tank up, twice.

yo mama so ugly she made stevie wonder cringe

yo mama so nasty shes got more Sti's than subaru

yo mama so old she owes jesus a quid

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:44 pm
by I__CHAOS__I
Yo momma is so dumb she rushes with the Portugese.

Yo momma is so fat even exalted Mahouts are impressed.

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:22 pm
by 36drew
LOL @ Ports.

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:55 pm
by Kaiser_von_Nuben
Yo mama so cross-eyed that when she looks down at a dime she sees two nickels.

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:55 pm
by RascalJones
STI?

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:11 pm
by Tubruk
[quote=""RascalJones""]STI?[/quote]
sexually transmitted infection

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:53 am
by mrsniffler
Yo mama so ugly when a garbage man saw her he said " i must have missed that one"

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:54 am
by mrsniffler
yo mama so ugly she made a blind man bleed through his eyes

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:14 am
by I__CHAOS__I
Yo momma is so ugly the FBI have put her on top of the least wanted list.

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:35 am
by GeneralMichael
Yo mamma so dumb she once waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Yo mamma so old she once rode a dinasaur to school
Yo mamma so fat scientists have declared her as a newly discovered planet

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:35 pm
by Kaiser_von_Nuben
Intersection between "Yo Mama" jokes and AOE:

"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:28 pm
by Tubruk
Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related :)

yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O

yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC

Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her

yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's

Yo mama ate my mill :(

Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick

Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:35 am
by Kaiser_von_Nuben
[quote=""Tubruk""]Like Kaiser Im keeping it AoE3 Related :)

yo mama sooo Huge!!! when weighed, her weight was equal to the HP of 2 mamalukes. 8O

yo mama sooo ugly i once tried to get villies to herd her to my TC

Yo mama so fat i accidentally had 4 fishing boats gathering gold off of her

yo mama's BO is More OP than Exalted Ashigaru's

Yo mama ate my mill :(

Yo mama so huge she used my puma spearman as a toothpick[/quote]

ROFL !!!!!

Here's my contribution:

Yo mama so fat and ugly you can train her at a livestock pen