N3O Age Of Empires and Starcraft 2 Clan

Yo mama is so huge she makes the Great Bombard seem small.

Yo mama is so huge she only fits on Large Great Plains

Yo mama is so fat she gets all market upgrades for free

Yo mama is so fat she occupies 50 pop

Yo mama is so dumb she makes villager path guiding seem smart

Yo mama is so dumb she ate her mm´s

Yo mama is so dumb after eating her mm´s she wants u 2 ship Colonial Militia

Yo mama is so fat u cant upgrade her

Yo mama is so old discovery age got her nostalgic

Yo mama is so old she cant even remember vanilla

Yo mama is so old 1.01 was her 100th patch

Yo mama is so old she dated the Chinese explorer in his teens

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yo mama so fat her ass has 2000 siege damage

lol i love this topic

Yo mama so fat her splash damage could wipe out 5 imperial gendarmes at once!

LOL Lazy! Those were awesome!

OK, I think we can add some more:

Yo mama so fat that if she were a huntable, she'd give you 10000 food

Yo mama so fat she can't even fit on a frigate

Yo mama's behind so large she could wall off both crossings on Indochina

Yo mama so fat doesnt need to use her hands since she has a gravatational pull!

Yo momma is so fat, the game never gets loaded

Yo momma is so fat, she takes up 7 player slots

Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.

Sorry to ruin the whole Aoe Yo Mama jokes but..

Yo Mama so dumb, she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the great lakes there was no water left
Yo mama so fat she thought the 1000 food shipment was an appetizer
Yo mama so fat the cost to blockade just her is 1,000,000 coin
Yo mama so dumb when she was told that she was playing the Sioux she asked who she was getting sued by
Yo mama so fat she killed my army by rolling over 8O
(poor guys hopefully they were crushed and did not die of suffocation)

Yo mama so huge, petards couldnt take her down!
Yo mama so stupid, whenever someone told her a civ was OP she wouldnt play them thinkin they were over priced!
Yo mama so small she has less kill xp than a macaque
Yo mama so stupid she thought Monitors were only used to scout

Yo mama so dumb she spammed an army of envoys to counter Lil' Bombards.

yo mamma so fattened even brit vills with all the herd cards took 4 hours to collect her

Yo mama is so big whenever the japanese see her they yell, "RUN IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!"

[quote=""StrokeyBlofeld""]Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.[/quote]

The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am

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[quote=""LaZy""][quote=""StrokeyBlofeld""]Yo momma is so dumb she tried to buy a jeep from the Cherokee tribe.[/quote]

The girls at the reception had to ask me what was going on after I read this. I dont think Ive eva laughed so loudly at 8:45 am

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LMAO, I saw how it was all leaning towards AOE related so thought long and hard for a decent one, and this tickled me a little. heh heh.