N3O Age Of Empires and Starcraft 2 Clan

bump :p we can't let this one go just yet

*cough* pictures *cough*

[quote=""I__CHAOS__I""]bump :p we can't let this one go just yet

*cough* pictures *cough*[/quote]
+1

I'm staring to think my playboy neighbor is more like a drug-dealing neighborr.... though I still would do her. (Well you know what I mean)

[quote=""36drew""]I'm staring to think my playboy neighbor is more like a drug-dealing neighborr.... though I still would do her. (Well you know what I mean)[/quote]
Love drug?

[quote=""36drew""]...though I still would do her...[/quote]

Adam pls make sure ur running FRAPS on highest settings when u "do her". We also want ingame sound. The need for aftergame commentary is yet 2 be decided, depending on the quality of the ingame sound.

Pls make sure u add this 1v1 to the appropriate recorded games section.

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TIP: pls dont rush her! Boom. Boom like mad. Boom like u never boomed before. Boom as if this were ur very last NR session. Make sure u have all the necessary upgrade cards in ur deck. That way u can do her fully pimped up. We dont want her thinking N30 members arent hard enough 4 her. MAP control! This will be fundamental! If ur control the whole map, u can control her fully. I would also suggest u going germans. For one very simple reason. U wanna be a Doppelsoldner. U wanna advance slowly, very slowly ( with the zweihander card shipped) towards her, wielding ur large, heavy, twohanded weapon. Ur sexy cape and fashionable hat will surely keep in turtle mode. Ur uhlan needs to be actively sent in and out, in and out, of her well glorious base. Make sure ur vills are all planting their seeds on farms and plantations. Once u finally raize her where it hurts the most Im sure she´ll end it all, giving u the much deserved " U R victorius " speech.

I think Ill need Indybrits and Kaisers professional back up wit this 1.

Lazy I think you have the skills to be a good writer :p

LaZy I think I came.
... To the right thread if I wanted to read funny stuff..
*shifty eyes*

I have to say, that was the most moving speech I have ever read in all my time on this forum. Good job

Hey lazy,
Thanks for those tip,s I shall remember that the next time I meet up with my GF xD
lol!
so Drew are u gunna post the screenshots of u vs. the playboy bunny girl? or is going to be a recording. But make sure hollyhollyholly dont see it, he is underage....by like 4 years!!!!!

[quote=""LaZy""][quote=""36drew""]...though I still would do her...[/quote]

Adam pls make sure ur running FRAPS on highest settings when u "do her". We also want ingame sound. The need for aftergame commentary is yet 2 be decided, depending on the quality of the ingame sound.

Pls make sure u add this 1v1 to the appropriate recorded games section.

out

TIP: pls dont rush her! Boom. Boom like mad. Boom like u never boomed before. Boom as if this were ur very last NR session. Make sure u have all the necessary upgrade cards in ur deck. That way u can do her fully pimped up. We dont want her thinking N30 members arent hard enough 4 her. MAP control! This will be fundamental! If ur control the whole map, u can control her fully. I would also suggest u going germans. For one very simple reason. U wanna be a Doppelsoldner. U wanna advance slowly, very slowly ( with the zweihander card shipped) towards her, wielding ur large, heavy, twohanded weapon. Ur sexy cape and fashionable hat will surely keep in turtle mode. Ur uhlan needs to be actively sent in and out, in and out, of her well glorious base. Make sure ur vills are all planting their seeds on farms and plantations. Once u finally raize her where it hurts the most Im sure she´ll end it all, giving u the much deserved " U R victorius " speech.

I think Ill need Indybrits and Kaisers professional back up wit this 1.[/quote]

LOL that was downright hilarious! I might add getting some help from your Spanish friends and sending the UNCTION card to give those Doppelsoldners a little more UMMPH as they swing those Zweihaenders. You're going to need lots of HP. And please have at least 25 vils getting down to the "fertility dance" at the firepit while all this is going on

As far as ingame sound and settings, let's hope your visuals don't crash like mine did last week! Still, you can still get the job done, just as I did in the blind win. Just put your rally point on her base and keep spamming!!! IN DEN KAMPF !!!

Lazy nice post but what about the aztec's skull knight? I think he moves slower and has a more powerful swing. Though tell her to watch out for those crazy puma spear men and coyote runners they are crazy fast.

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I'm surprised no-ones referenced great bombards, they're huge, slow and have a killer splash.
They're also really phallic *giggle*

LOL, u guys must've been REALLY bored..

Still crazy funny though.

Ohh I just thought of another one! What about the petards they make a huge explosion. I think they do the greatest damage against buildings in a single attack.