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Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:14 pm
by NEO_CrAz3n
Rules:
(1) Yo momma jokes don't have to be original.
(2) The jokes must be clean. No curse words and no sexual over-tones.
(3) All jokes must start with "Yo momma is so".
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:16 pm
by NEO_CrAz3n
Yo momma is so dumb that when asked what a tutu was she said three!
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:25 pm
by RascalJones
Yo momma so dumb, she thought a hard drive meant driving into town for groceries.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:46 pm
by Sporting_Lisbon
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she has to buy a group ticket.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:54 pm
by cleeduz
Yo momma is so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:12 am
by 36drew
Your mama is so fast her blood type is Ragu.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:20 am
by StrokeyBlofeld
Yo momma is so fat and ugly...............
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:21 am
by StrokeyBlofeld
........ no... really.... she is!!!
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:00 am
by NEO_CrAz3n
Yo momma is so ugly she's got little round marks all over her body where guys have been touching her with 10 foot poles.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:42 am
by djdan
Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Jackie Stallone look like Jennifer Aniston!
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:39 am
by kingchrisII
Yo Momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:45 am
by TheRam
Yo Momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:48 am
by Hydrovert5
Yo mama is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:55 am
by Soccerman771
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Re: Yo Momma joke thread (read the rules)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:59 am
by GeneralMichael
Yo mama is so old she knew the last samurai