Grandma's Innocence

[StrokeyBlofeld]

Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own
car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,


The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that
followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had
changed.


It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!


While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for
Jesus!


Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the
love!


There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard
him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window an d gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious
experience!!


A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they
wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.


I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.


Praise the Lord for such wonderful
folks!!





Will write again soon, Love, Grandma

[I__CHAOS__I]

ROFL

gandma is OP

[Highlander999]

OMG that was brilliant. I loved that

[NEO_CrAz3n]

LOL, good one Jim.

[Roger_The_Rogue]

ROFL - sounds like my grandma. She also didn't know the tue meaning of 'Hawaiian good luck' sign - she saw this sign from my naughty nephew few years ago. LOL

[emperoral]

Well that did make me chuckle.

[StrokeyBlofeld]

[quote=""I__CHAOS__I""]ROFL

gandma is OP[/quote]

Lol, OP grandma......... nice

[36drew]

[quote=""I__CHAOS__I""]ROFL

gandma is OP[/quote]

X2 LOL.

[KingKaramazov]

Somewhat amusing, even if most of the jokes are kind of forced and weak.

[djdan]

Haha got to admit that made me laugh

[LaZy]

ROFL That really made me laugh. Almost as funny as blackadder letting us now, at the end of the RTSL game last night, that he could start spamming gendarmes now, if only he had the 200 wood 2 make a blimmin´ stable

[StrokeyBlofeld]

[quote=""LaZy""]ROFL That really made me laugh. Almost as funny as blackadder letting us now, at the end of the RTSL game last night, that he could start spamming gendarmes now, if only he had the 200 wood 2 make a blimmin´ stable[/quote]

Yup, that had me ROFLMAO.

Jim: "well, I guess we can quit now, GG guys"
Lazy: "yeah, it's over now"
Adder: "Hang on, I can start spamming gendarmes now... anyone got 200 wood for a stable?"

heh heh

[Roger_The_Rogue]

[quote=""StrokeyBlofeld""]Jim: "well, I guess we can quit now, GG guys"
Lazy: "yeah, it's over now"
Adder: "Hang on, I can start spamming gendarmes now... anyone got 200 wood for a stable?"[/quote]

LOL. That must be so funny esp at the end of the tough and close game. I wish that I was there to see that conversation.