Site:
http://joyland.ccjoy.com/main.html
Well one theme park (icluding WoW and SC) is constructed without asking Blizzard of course. But what made me laugh, a post at TL where someone invented some attractions
High Templars vs. Ghost - Laser tag
Ride the Nydus (Dune style) - Rollercoaster
The Shady Ghost - A dealer who deals you Stim (cocaine)
Zeratul's Mystery Cavern - Scary ride
Ultralisk Tamer - Ride cows, or something dressed as Ultras
Excercise of Futility - A game where you always spawn as Zerg with close positions Metalopolis, play PvP forever, or Gateway units vs. Stim and Concussive Shell marauders on an open field. 12 Hours, no exceptions, and against top korean players, forever.
Zergling Petting Zoo - Don't feed them
Spawning Pool Divers - An area with pools, must be green of course
Queen for a Day! - Clean up after 5 people and be their ***** for 20 minutes for a time.
Find the Proxy Pylon! - Search frantically for the Proxy Pylon only to find it and discover it was too late, every time.
Tasteless' Secret Hallway - Can you find it?
BitByBitTickleFestExtravaganza - A room where you are tickled by 18 SCVs
Zerg Zafari - Scout a Zerg base as an SCV or a Probe, but don't stay too long, the Zerglings might be coming!
The Brood War Menagerie - An exclusive member's only lounge where players can sit and talk about BW, must have played BW for 3+ years. SC2 is frowned upon.
Fruitdealer's Infested Fruits - An infested fruitstand
Korean Cheese! - Only the best and very finest cheeses are available here
Overlords will function as everpresent security cameras.
SadZenith Zinema! - The cinema to go to for tearjerker films
JulyBurger - Have some crunchy roaches with some delicious baneling sauce or maybe some mutawings? Ultrasteaks are only for those with a great hunger and a stomach to match
Broodlord Baby Blaster - Get spit out as a broodling and nibble at the enemy
The Battle.net Forums Experience! - A big echo chamber with reflective walls where you can voice your concerns about balance to Blizzard, the more the merrier!
Bisu's Brothel/Nada's Harem - Adults only
InControl's OutofControl Punching Bag - Got cheesed on the ladder? Unleash your rage on these punching bags to test your strength
Spawning Pond - What Zerg fish can you catch?
Enjoy our Shakuras, and Steppes parks, find the friendly Ursadak Calfs and pet them.
Starcraft Theme Park in China
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Re: Starcraft Theme Park in China
haha pretty good list.
I especially liked the Excercise of Futility one
I especially liked the Excercise of Futility one
Re: Starcraft Theme Park in China
Omg what a joke.... Only in Asia lol.
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